Guilty Conscience

Eminem

Sound Of Static 

Announcer 
Meet Eddie Twenty Three Years Old 
Fed Up With Life And The Way Things Are Going 
He Decides To Rob A Liquor Store 
I Can't Take This No More I Can't Take It No More Homes 
But On His Way In He Has A Sudden Change Of Heart 
And Suddenly His Conscience Comes Into Play 
Shit Is Mine I Gotta Do This Gotta Do This 

Dr Dre 
Alright Stop Huh 
Now Before You Walk In The Door Of This Liquor Store 
And Try To Get Money Out The Drawer 
You Better Think Of The Consequence But Who Are You 
I'm Your Motherfuckin Conscience

Eminem 
That's Nonsense 
Go In And Gaffle The Money And Run To One Of Your Aunt's Cribs 
And Borrow A Damn Dress And One Of Her Blonde Wigs 
Tell Her You Need A Place To Stay 
You'll Be Safe For Days If You Shave Your Legs With An Aged Razor Blade

Dr Dre 
Yeah But If It All Goes Through Like It's Supposed To 
The Whole Neighborhood Knows You And They'll Expose You 
Think About It Before You Walk In The Door First 
Look At The Store Clerk She's Older Than George Burns

Eminem 
Fuck That Do That Shit Shoot That Bitch 
Can You Afford To Blow This Shit Are You That Rich 
Why You Give A Fuck If She Dies Are You That Bitch 
Do You Really Think She Gives A Fuck If You Have Kids 

Dr Dre 
Man Don't Do It It's Not Worth It To Risk It You're Right 
Not Over This Shit Stop Drop The Biscuit I Will 
Don't Even Listen To Slim Yo He's Bad For You 
You Know What Dre I Don't Like Your Attitude 

Sound Of Static 

It's Alright C'mon Just Come In Here For A Minute 
Mmm I Don't Know 
Look Baby 
Damn 
Yo It's Gonna Be Alright Right 
Well Ok 

Announcer 
Meet Stan Twenty One Years Old Give Me A Kiss 
After Meeting A Young Girl At A Rave Party 
Things Start Getting Hot And Heavy In An Upstairs Bedroom 
Once Again His Conscience Comes Into Play Shit 

Eminem 
Now Listen To Me While You're Kissin Her Cheek 
And Smearin Her Lipstick I Slipped This In Her Drink 
Now All You Gotta Do Is Nibble On This Little Bitch's Earlobe 
Yo This Girl's Only Fifteen Years Old 
You Shouldn't Take Advantage Of Her That's Not Fair 
Yo Look At Her Bush Does It Got Hair Uh Huh 
Fuck This Bitch Right Here On The Spot Bare 
Til She Passes Out And She Forgot How She Got There 
Man Ain't You Ever Seen That One Movie Kids 
No But I Seen The Porno With Sundoobiest 
Shit You Wanna Get Hauled Off To Jail 
Man Fuck That Hit That Shit Raw Dawg And Bail 

Sound Of Static 
Pickup Idling Radio Playing 

Announcer 
Meet Grady A Twenty Nine Year Old Construction Worker 
After Coming Home From A Hard Day's Work 
He Walks In The Door Of His Trailer Park Home 
To Find His Wife In Bed With Another Man 
What The Fuck 
Grady 

Dr Dre 
Alright Calm Down Relax Start Breathin 

Eminem 
Fuck That Shit You Just Caught This Bitch Cheatin 
While You At Work She's With Some Dude Tryin To Get Off 
Fuck Slittin Her Throat Cut This Bitch's Head Off 

Dr Dre 
Wait What If There's An Explanation For This Shit 
What She Tripped Fell Landed On His Dick 
Alright Shady Maybe He's Right Grady 
But Think About The Baby Before You Get All Crazy

Eminem 
Okay Thought About It Still Wanna Stab Her 
Grab Her By The Throat Get Your Daughter And Kidnap Her 
That's What I Did Be Smart Don't Be A Retard 
You Gonna Take Advice From Somebody Who Slapped Dee Barnes 

Dr Dre 
What'chu Say What's Wrong Didn't Think I'd Remember 
I'ma Kill You Motherfucker 

Eminem 
Uhhh Aahh Temper Temper 
Mr Dre Mr N W A 
Mr Ak Comin' Straight Outta Compton Y'all Better Make Way 
How In The Fuck You Gonna Tell This Man Not To Be Violent 

Dr Dre 
Cause He Don't Need To Go The Same Route That I Went 
Been There Done That Aw Fuck It 
What Am I Sayin Shoot Em Both Grady Where's Your Gun At 

Gun Fires Is Cocked And Re Fired