Oh . . . God !!

Silver Snitch

Caller: Hello, can I speak to "Annie Wan" ?
  
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.  
Caller : No, I want to speak to "Annie Wan" ! 
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to "anyone". You can speak to me. Who is this?  
Caller : I'm "Sam Wan". And I need to talk to "Annie Wan" ! 
It's urgent. 
Operator: I know you are "someone" and you want to talk to "anyone"! But what's this urgent matter about? 
Caller: Well... just tell my sister "Annie Wan" that our brother 
"Noe Wan" was involved in an accident. "Noe Wan" got injured 
and now "Noe Wan" is being sent to the hospital. Right now, 
"Avery Wan" is on his way to the hospital.  
Operator : Look, if "no one" was injured and "no one" was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! 
You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!  
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you? 
Operator: I'm "Saw Ree". 
Caller: Yes! You should be "sorry". Now give me your name !!  
Operator: That's what I said. I'm "Saw Ree" .. 
Caller: Oh ......God!!!